Wedding Quotes, Wedding Jokes, Anecdotes, & One-Liners continued:
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
The 3 words on a woman’s mind as she makes her way down the aisle: “Aisle, Alter, Hymn.”
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man wakes up as good-looking as when he climbed in bed. Somehow, a woman deteriorates during the night.
Before marriage, the man yearns for the lady he loves. Later, the “y” becomes silent.
Husband to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. Fact is, I believe I like your mother-in-law better than mine.
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Socrates
Never marry a tennis playing man – love means nothing to him.
The two times a man doesn’t understand a woman: before he marries her, and after.
“Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.” -Oscar Wilde
Harold: “I’m a man of few words.” Robert: “I’m married too.”